Thank Goodness Lyrics

Citizens of Oz: EVERY DAY, MORE WICKED
                EVERY DAY THE TERROR GROWS
                ALL OF OZ IS EVER ON ALERT
                THAT'S THE WAY WITH WICKED --
                SPREADING FEAR WHERE E'ER SHE GOES
                SEEKING OUT MORE VICTIMS SHE CAN HURT
Woman in Crowd: LIKE SOME TERRIBLE GREEN BLIZZARD
                THROUGHOUT THE LAND SHE FLIES
Man in Crowd:   DEFAMING OUR POOR WIZARD
Citizens of Oz: WITH HER CALUMNIES AND LIES! SHE LIES!
                SAVE US FROM THE WICKED
                SAVE US SO WE WON'T BE HEXED
                GIVE US WARNING
                WHERE WILL SHE STRIKE NEXT?
                WHERE WILL SHE STRIKE NEXT?
                WHERE WILL SHE STRIKE NEXT?!
Glinda: Fellow Ozians -- as terrifying as terror is, 
let us put aside our panic for this one day ... and
celebrate!      OH WHAT A CELEBRATION WE'LL HAVE TODAY!
Citizens of Oz: THANK GOODNESS!
Glinda:         LET'S HAVE A CELEBRATION THE GLINDA WAY!
Citizens of Oz: THANK GOODNESS!
Madame Morrible:FINALLY A DAY THAT'S TOTALLY WICKED WITCH FREE, WE
All but Glinda: COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                THANK GOODNESS
Glinda:         YES -- WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                RIGHT, DEAR?
                COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                RIGHT HERE
                LOOK WHAT WE'VE GOT
                A FAIRY-TALE PLOT
                OUR VERY OWN HAPPY ENDING
                WHERE WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                TRUE, DEAR?
                COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                AND WE'RE HAPPY TO SHARE
                OUR ENDING VICARIOUSLY
                WITH ALL OF YOU
                HE COULDN'T BE HANDSOMER
                I COULDN'T FEEL HUMBLER
                WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                BECAUSE HAPPY IS WHAT HAPPENS
                WHEN ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
Morrible: And Glinda dear, we're happy for you. As
Press Secretary, I have striven to ensure that all of
Oz knows the story of your braverism:
                THE DAY YOU WERE FIRST SUMMONED
                TO AN AUDIENCE WITH OZ
                AND THOUGH HE WOULD NOT TELL YOU WHY INITIALLY
                WHEN YOU BOWED BEFORE HIS THRONE
                HE DECREED YOU'D HENCE BE KNOWN
                AS GLINDA THE GOOD -- OFFICIALLY!
                THEN WITH A JEALOUS SQUEAL
                THE WICKED WITCH BURST FROM CONCEALMENT
                WHERE SHE HAD BEEN LURKING SURREPTITIALLY
Woman in Crowd: I HEAR SHE HAS AN EXTRA EYE
                THAT ALWAYS REMAINS AWAKE
Another Woman:  I HEAR THAT SHE CAN SHED HER SKIN
                AS EASILY AS A SNAKE
Man in Crowd:   I HEAR SOME REBEL ANIMALS
                ARE GIVING HER FOOD AND SHELTER
Another Man:    I HEAR HER SOUL IS SO UNCLEAN
                PURE WATER CAN MELT HER!
Fiyero: What?!
Citizens of Oz: MELT HER?!
                PLEASE -- SOMEBODY GO AND MELT HER!
Fiyero: Do you hear that -- water will melt her? People
are so empty-headed -- they'll believe anything!
Glinda: Fiyero! Oh -- yes, thanks plenty dearest. He's
gone to fetch me a refreshment. He's so thoughtful
that way.       THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                NO, I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                THOUGH IT IS, I ADMIT
                THE TINIEST BIT
                UNLIKE I ANTICIPATED
                BUT I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                SIMPLY COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
        Well, not simply.
                BECAUSE GETTING YOUR DREAMS
                IT'S STRANGE BUT IT SEEMS
                A LITTLE, WELL, COMPLICATED
                THERE'S A KIND OF A SORT OF -- COST
                THERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS GET -- LOST
                THERE ARE BRIDGES YOU CROSS
                YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU CROSSED UNTIL YOU'VE CROSSED
                AND IF THAT JOY, THAT THRILL
                DOESN'T THRILL LIKE YOU THINK IT WILL
                STILL, WITH THIS PERFECT FINALE
                THE CHEERS AND THE BALLYHOO
                WHO WOULDN'T BE HAPPIER?
                SO I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
                BECAUSE HAPPY IS WHAT HAPPENS
                WHEN ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
                WELL, ISN'T IT?
                HAPPY IS WHAT HAPPENS
                WHEN YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
Citizens of Oz: WE LOVE YOU GLINDA IF WE MAY BE SO FRANK
Glinda:         THANK GOODNESS!
Citizens of Oz: FOR ALL THIS JOY WE KNOW WHO WE'VE GOT TO THANK
                THANK GOODNESS!
Men in Crowd:   THAT MEANS THE WIZARD
Women in Crowd: GLINDA
Glinda:         AND FIANCE
Citizens of Oz: THEY COULDN'T BE GOODLIER
                SHE COULDN'T BE LOVELIER
                WE COULDN'T BE LUCKIER
Glinda:         I COULDN'T HAPPIER
Citizens of Oz: THANK GOODNESS
Glinda & Crowd: TODAY!
                THANK GOODNESS FOR TODAY!