The Voice Of Cheese Lyrics

 Cheese:  Hello, teenage America,
 My name is Suzy Creemcheese,
 I'm Suzy Creemcheese because
 I've never wron fake eyelashes
 in my whole life
 And I never made it on surfing set
 And I never made it on beatnik set
 And I couldn't cut the groupie set either
 And...Um
 Actually I'm really fucked up in Europe.
 ( Hrrrrrrrrrr )
 Now that i've done it all over and
 Nobody else will accept me
 I've come home to my Mothers