Jerk Lyrics

Since you've been gone
I feel so much better
'Cause I saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explaination
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD

How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk (you jerk)
You are such a jerk 
There are other words
But they just don't work (jerk)

Sometimes I wish I mailed you that letter
That said the things I did not say (shhhhhhh)
Instead, I set the thing on fire
I had to say this out loud anyway

I'm so glad I found the nerve
To say what you deserve
You jerk (you jerk)
You are such a jerk 
There are other words
But they just don't work 

You tryin' to be so cool
Sold you like a fool
Never take your call
And you're nobody at all
Until somebody in bed
Wanna be your friend
How come jerks don't know they're jerk???
(I don't know... pfff)

So next time someone makes you feel little
Just sing this song inside your head
And like a great big cartoon bubble
Those lovely words will dance above their head

How I've waited for today
When I could finally say
You jerk, you jerk
You are such a jerk 
There are other words
But they just don't work

You jerk, you jerk
You are such a jerk 
There are other words
But they just don't work

Oh yeah
Not a very nice person
Some people would call you a boey
Maybe a creep
Maybe just mean
But you're not very nice in my books
And not in my mother's either