Intro Lyrics

spoken word: have ya heard? 
what's it all mean? what does it really mean? 
what is it? what exactly is it: is it poetry? is it prose? 
what is it: rants and raves? 
some people want you to be: political. 
and they want you to be pissssed offff: 
they don't want you to try and be: honest. 
GOD FORBID you try to be funny. 
so, there's nothing more i can say, except that: right now: 
wherever you are: listening to this: i can guarantee you: 
i'm probably: somewhere: else: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!