Eastmann¹s Cure Lyrics

(Music and lyrics by King Diamond)

It was in the local paper : ³We will cure you every phobia
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
We will make you feel you¹re right at home²

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you don¹t even have to sacrifice a thing

It only took about a minute¹s time
For poor old Harry to make up his mind
So he headed for Devil Lake, knowing doctors
were awaiting him

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you don¹t even have to sacrifice a thing

Solos : La Rocque - Simonsen

HARRY : ³... My name is Harry and I am from the country side
I¹m looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name²
Dr. EASTMANN : ³We welcome you with open arms
We¹ve all been looking forward to having you here
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
You must always sign a special paper first²
HARRY : ³ I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fears
I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign ?²
Dr. EASTMANN : ³Right here on the dotted line
This will give me all the freedom I need for you
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
You know we are the very best at what we do... Oh Yes !²

Solo : La Rocque

Now that we have got his signature
I think it¹s time to start the Eastmann cure
So put him in the straight
I think room 17 is still our whitest room

No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you don¹t even have to sacrifice a thing