Balding Matters Lyrics

Would you, could you
Lend a hand with my bbq
I've got beer beer
Get round with your packed up wacky sack

Balding matters
Balding matters

Twist round, sit down
Leave town like you did the last time
Feels great, so good
Yeah i need you to understand that

Balding matters
Balding matters

Cold
Cold shoulder

Since when depend , depend on your approval
I got date of, D.O.B
Your name and number x 4
What a fuckin rort