A           D              E        A
BACK IN THE GARAGE WITH MY BULL*** DETECTOR 
A         D            E              A
CARBON MONOXIDE MAKING SURE IT'S EFFECTIVE
D               A/C#     Bm            A
PEOPLE RINGING UP MAKING OFFERS FOR MY LIFE
    D            A/C#        Bm         A
BUT I JUST WANNA STAY IN THE GARAGE ALL NIGHT

A                 E   D   C#m
WE'RE A GARAGE BAND   AH....
   A               E     D  C#m B   D C#m E
WE COME FROM GARAGELAND  AH...


MEANWHILE THINGS ARE HOTTING UP IN THE WEST END
	ALRIGHT
CONTRACTS IN THE OFFICES, GROUPS IN THE NIGHT
MY BUMMIN’ SLUMMIN’ FRIENDS HAVE ALL GOT NEW BOOTS 
AN’ SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF THE GROUP WOULD
	WEAR SUITS

I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT WHAT THE RICH ARE DOING 
I DON'T WANNA GO TO WHERE THE RICH ARE GOING

THEY THINK THEY’RE SO CLEVER, THEY THINK THEY’RE
	SO RIGHT
BUT THE TRUTH IS ONLY KNOWN BY GUTTERSNIPE:

A                          A B A B
THERE’S TWENTY-TWO SINGERS!
A                 A B A B   
BUT ONE MICROPHONE
E           D      A   A B A B
BACK IN THE GARAGE
A                          A B A B
THERE'S FIVE GUITAR PLAYERS! 
A             A B A B   
BUT ONE GUITAR
E           D     A   A B A B
BACK IN THE GARAGE
A                     A B A B
COMPLAINTS! COMPLAINTS! 
A             A B A B   
WOT AN OLD BAG
E           D
BACK IN THE GARAGE
E           D     A
BACK IN THE GARAGE
ALL NIGHT