A               D                    E   A
THEY OFFERED ME THE OFFICE, OFFERED ME THE SHOP 
     A                   D                 E   A
THEY SAID I'D BETTER TAKE ANYTHING THEY’D GOT
        D   
DO YOU WANNA MAKE TEA AT THE BBC?
                                            E
DO YOU WANNA BE, DO YOU REALLY WANNA BE A COP?

   A         E           F#m            D
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES ARE THE ONES THAT NEVER KNOCK
A               E               F#m             D
EVERY JOB THEY OFFER YOU IS TO KEEP YOU OUT THE DOCK
   A         E            F#m       D     A  E   A E
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, THE ONES THAT NEVER KNOCK

I HATE THE ARMY AN' I HATE THE RAF
I DON'T WANNA GO FIGHTING IN THE TROPICAL HEAT"
I HATE THE CIVIL SERVICE RULES
AND I WON’T OPEN LETTER BOMBS FOR YOU

A G A  C      A G A        C   A  G    A          C D E
    BUS DRIVER....AMBULANCE MAN....TICKET INSPECTOR

THEY’RE GONNA HAVE TO INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION; 
THEY’RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE AWAY MY PRESCRIPTION 
IF THEY WANNA GET SEE MAKING TOYS
IF THEY WANNA GET ME, WELL, I GOT NO CHOICE

   A C#m D     E            
CAREERS  AIN’T NEVER GONNA KNOCK
   A C#m D     E        
CAREERS  AIN’T NEVER GONNA KNOCK
   A C#m D     E          A
CAREERS  AIN’T NEVER GONNA KNOCK