"Porno Shop" - The Teen Idols
Tabbed by Sean O'Rourke 
  
Verse 
C,F,C,G,C,F,C,G,C 
 
C                              A 
Johnny has a dream to make the sceen 
         C                        G 
Where all he has to do is make girls scream 
C                                        F 
Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt 
          C        G     C 
Turning butter into cream 

A                                           C 
For now, He's an unknown who's content to take orders 
F                                      G 
Stocking magazines, turning fives into quaters 
A                                               C 
Soon he'll Make them see that he's got what it takes 
F                                      G 
When they get a look at his 14 inch snake 
  

(chorus) 
C                        F                        C                    G 
He's got a job in a porno shop where he mops up for free 
        C                             F 
Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow 
                 C            G     C 
He'll see his face on a T.V. screen