Funky Crime 
The Uplift Mofo Party Plan
1987 EMI Music
Red Hot Chili Peppers

Great Album, great song. I;m 95% sure that this is absolutely correct. Please rate it, or correct it if you see any mistakes. Enjoy!

INTRO
W. Whammy Bar and Vibrato

E  -----7---------3-------9--------10             8
B  -----5---------3-------7-          8              6
G  -----6---------5-------7           9              7
D  -----7---------5-------6          10             8               5
A  ---------------------------------------------------------- 5-----------------------
E   ----------------------------------------------------------4-----------------------


VERSE

E  -----7---7-------------------------------7----7------------------------------
B  -----7---7----- etc. --------------------7----7----- etc. -------------------
G  -----7---7-------------------------------7----7-----------------------------
D  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A  -----------------------------4--5------------------------5--7----------------
E  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Just play around those two endings (4,5 and 5,7) during the verses

CHORUS

E  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
B  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
G  --------------------------------------------------------------------------   x 2
D  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
A  ----4h5----4-----------------4h5-----4-------------7------------------
E   ---------5-------5--4--------------5--------5--4-----------------------

ALTERED VERSE

E   ----9-----9-------------------------9----9------------------------------
B   ----9-----9------ etc. -------------9----9------ etc.--------------------
G  ----9-----9-------------------------9----9-------------------------------
D  -----------------------6---8--------------------------------8---9--------
A  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
E   ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

SOLO

MAIN RIFF

E  -------------------------------------------------------------
B  -------------------------------------------------------------
G  -----------------------------2------------------------------
D  ----4-------4---2--------------------4---------------------
A  -----------------------4------------------------------------
E   ------------------------------------------------------------

Ending one

E  --------------------------------------------------------------
B  --------------------------------------------------------------
G  --------------------------------------------------------------
D  --------------------------------------------------------------
A  --------------------------------------------------------------
E   ----0----2----5----2---------------------------------------

Ending 2

E  ---------------------------------------------------------------
B  ---------------------------------------------------------------
G  ---------------------------------------------------------------
D  ---------------------------------------------------------------
A  ------4----2---------------------------------------------------
E   -----------------5----2---------------------------------------

Ending Three is just a second fretted D string

Ending Four

E  --------------------------------------------------------------------
B  --------------------------------------------------------------------
G  -------------------------------------------------------------------
D  ----2-------2---3---4---7---6---5---4---3---2---1-------------
A  ---------5---------------------------------------------------------
E   -------------------------------------------------------------------

STRUCTURE
Intro
Verse
Chorus
Verse
Chorus
Verse switch to Altered Verse
Main Riff x4 with ending one, two, three, four.
Verse
Chorus fade out on Verse