Fancy Pants and the Cellphones
"Whatever happened to anarchy?"
from the  Shut Up That's Why EP (2002)

Tabbed by Pat The Bunny (A) "The friendly Fancy Pants stalker"

Chrous:

"They used to carve desks with pocket knives"
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"They used to carve chests with rasor blades"
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"They used to drugs, that didn't work"
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"They used to do drugs and then go to work"
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Verse (muffle the guitar strings with your palm):

"...Chad did H...Matt did girls...Jason did it cuz he hates the world...Alex did it just to dread his 
hair...Then he took too much acid"
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"...I pissed of Leyla pretty badly...then we drank wine and listened to Blondie...last time I saw her, she 
had a camera...I deserve to get my ass kicked"
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[chorus]

[verse 2; see music above]
"...Forgot his name, but he taught me to tailslide...Shaved his head, but he was a nice guy...Told me 
what it was to be a SHARPy...We both knew our enemies"
"...It was all over Springfield, inside and out...Inside the desks that I just talked about...Big red spray 
paint on the side of the road...Whatever happened to anarchy?"

Bridge:

"...I saw Matt the other day...but it just didn't feel the same"
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"...Sure he had a girl, tattooed and hot...but it wasn't in the parking lot"
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"...I'll miss those bastards more than they'll know...no one sits by the side of the road"
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"Anymore, someone please tell me...Whatever happened to anarchy?"
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[chorus]